King of The Hill Game!

King of the Hill

I Found this Game on a popular website over 36000 posts so far!

The idea of this thread is that each time you post, you take over a "virtual hill" from the previous poster. To make a post in this thread, you must tell how you took the hill from the person, and at the end of the post proclaim "MY HILL".

EDIT: No repeats, Try not to get to messy, and obviously, since you can't take the hill from your self, no double posting.

I'll start.

=|SAE|=iCeCoLd: Randonly walks up to the top of the unclaimed hill.

"MY HILL!"

=|SAE|=*Inferno*: sneaks up behind icecold and stabs him in the back

"HAHAHA! My hill now!!" *builds up turrets, auto fireing guns, heat seeking plasma rockets etc. "noone can get me now!! muahaha!"

=|SAE|=iCeCold Calls Inferno on the phone and tells him that he forgot his wallet to pay for all turrerts and guns.. inferno walks down the hill while iCeCold says "just kidding" lol and runs to top of hill "MY HILL"

hahahahahahahahahahahah u guys hhahaha

inferno uses morse code with fireworks (lol) saying that the turrets are fake and they were just for decorative purposes. icecold takes em down and now he is vulnerable. when he puts them in the bin inferno takes them out and fires on the hill and icecold cowers back down the hill! Inferno claims the hill once more! MY HILL!!

=|SAE|=*DietCoke** uses gatorade and q-tips to make a grenade which he throws at inferno
my freaken hill

death opened an ICECOLD coke zero and put it on a table down the hill, when dietcoke saw it he gonna be angry and went donw the hill to destroy the coke zero with his huge gun. while dietcoke destroy the coke zero death run up the hill!

MY HILL

dietcoke and his huge gun destroy deaths head


hehe my hill

death use a bottle opener and put diets head away!

My HiLl

rolls a cookie down the hill and watches death chase it and runs up

MY HILL!

beta climp up the hill and make a party all die,beta is the last who live

betas party hill yeeeee : D <3

death was running behind the cookie so he wasnt at the party....(poor death)
he called the police and they came and killed all people who are alive after it death climbed the hill and drunk some alcohol!

My hill

*takes out semi-automatic snub-nosed sniper rifle from ww2* shoots death in head
*giggles all the way to top of hill*

MY HILL!

death do it like jesus and come ba to the live!!!
he go to diet and kill him with a bottle of coke zero with a strong poison in it!
harharharhar
my hill!!!!

*DietCoke** always has a plan death hears a mysterious voice in the distance say
Nuclear Launch Detected hehe then death sees a nuke coming straght at him so he runs away right before the fake nuke made out of plastic and duct tape hits the ground

MY HILL!

as death see that it was a fake he get some hot chicks and send them to diet they gave him something cold to drink and he is falling to sleep!
while he sleep death go to him and paint on his face i am a coke zero!!!xD
he rolled him down the hill!

my hill!!!xD
muhahaha

i wake up to see that death has destroyed all that was sacred to me so i get monkey with some mental issues to goto death and kill him with a banana

my hill!!

death come back as a zombie and went up the hill... diet tried to kill him again with his noob banana but death is a zombie now so he move to diet and eats him

my hill!

diet had a satchel charge in his stomach which went off and it destroyed death and takes the hill as a hump of broken bones LOL!!

my hill!

death was away from the hill a long time! he know he have to train if he wanna beat the crazy dietcoke!
he was trained by a old and strong soldier called songoku!xD
after his training he get back to the hill!
now its no problem for death to get back the hill!
he fly up to the top of the hill and killed diet with a powerful kamehameha!

my hill!!!

muhahahahahahahaha

dietcoke weak and fat slithers away from the hill and goes to the most powereful person he knows.... OPRAH and she comes with him with DR. Phil and they kill death
this is getting very weird -.-

MY HILL!

death write a letter to dietcoke

dear diet!
i see i got no chance to get the hill back! but it would be a honour to be your bodyguard!!
i will safe your life as good as possible! you are a fantastic guy so i decided to help you to rule the hill!!!

a littl boy brought the letter to diet...
diet was happy that he got one of the best bodyguards all over the world and feeled save!
but when diet went into the sleeping room and was sleeping death came in and struggled him with a string of diets girlfriend!

hahahhaa diet you never beat the death!!!!
muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

My HiLl

i get satan to help me kill you. so i got to the top of the hill with satan
and you sell your soul to the devil and he orders you to get off the hill ^^

my hill =P

now i am in hell and learn some tricks from old fighters of al kaida! i use a little electronic dog and send him to the top of the hill!
diet go and look for the little dog than he explodes!!!
death moves up to the top like the chef!

my hill!

ahhh screw i take out a shotgun and blow u to hell to learn more crap

my hill

muhahaha death come back with a flamethrower and make some hotdogs from diet!
muahahahahahaha

my hill

i use a panzerfaust and hit u in chest and send u flying for 100 miles

my hill

while death was flying away he wished to get owner off the hill and boooooom he was on top of the hill!


My hill!xD
hahahaha

cool game guys XD ^^

i just shove u down hill and u roll

my hill

come on loyal take part!!!

death stand up and asked loyal to help him to own the hill together!!!

they went up with 2 baseball bats and killed diet with some hard punches!!!

our hill!
LoL

ace comes and kicks loyal in the back whlie royal is rollin down the hill ace then shoots death in the face laughs after deaths head reaches the bottom on the hill ace shouts my hill!! muhahaha

ya but royal wasnt up there so its loyals hill ^^

muhahahahaa loyals hill i think!!!!xD

death come back to the hil and see ace and loyal!
he say to loyal... m8 go down i wont kill you!and loyal went down!
then death take out his laptop and type !lol ace99999999999999999999
muahahahaha ace was killed by his grenades!
muhahahahahaha

my hill!

because death is death so he is dead then when i came on the hill no one was there...

so

my hill lol

hahahaha scar and where did u guys see royal ?????

ace meets death on the way to heck and death said to ace i will send u back if u claim the hill for me...ace then sayz yes and went back up the hill with a flame thrower and burns scar off the hill......then ace say MY HILL AND EVEN DEATH CAN TAKE IT ANYWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!

the postman came to ace and give him postcard form luffy:

Dear Ace
I am waiting for you at the bridge around 100 yards from the hill.
See you there!

So Ace came down from the hill.......
So at the moment on the hill we have burned body of scar

dirty and empty hill!

dietcoke with a can of Diet Coke and a thing of mentos throws the mentos into the can and throws it onto the hill then goes onto hill

my hill

death get some suger and showed it to diet!
he was scared of it and run away!muhahahahaha

my hill!

dietcoke shows death life and death runs away crying

my hill

when ace comes back he is pissed and begins walkin up the hill when diet saw ace's facial expression he got scared and ran down the hill to go and cuddle with his mom

MY HILL!!!!

dietcoke got over his fear pullet out his plasma sword and cut ace in half

my hill!

diet failed to realize that ace is made of fire and got burned to his death in the processes of tryin to cut ace

my hill

but ace is wrong its a plasma sword 5 feet long he does get cut in half i dont even break a sweat


my hill!

Well $car came on the hill and saw two idiots:
one with a big sword-toy form china and secound one who rly thinks his body is made by flame.

When $car saw who want to have this hill - a lot of idiots - he gone far away to find another hill...FOR PRO PWNERS FROM ET!

my hill in Uganda in Afrika! muhahaha!

lmao